Letter to the sports editor

    I had a long awaited until the coleslaws clear for a salad response, but last loss was the icing on my cape.
    The gobs cantheynot stomp a grounder? Their hitters all the way swing at mist, and the pigeon staff no know where to hold the plate.
    The manager is a wayne passing in his prime, and kenny even right a lineup?
    "Derrickfull", I hear one of the kenny saying.
    Another few moth fly and no freed asian wouldna sign. And if this is howie playing baseball, I don't want a season jacket holder.

Julie  - Candace City